Steve got this from a buddy especially for you!!



A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was that of the breeding bulls. 

They went up to the first pen and there was an attached sign that read:  "This bull mated 50 times last year."   

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,  "He mated 50 times last year."


They walked to the second pen which had a sign that read: "This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,  "That's more than twice a week!  You could

learn a lot from him!"


They walked over to the third pen; it had a sign that read in capital letters:


The wife, now so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs

said, "That's once a day!! You could REALLY learn something from this one!"


The husband looked at her and said,

"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."


Note:  The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable,

he should eventually make a full recovery.